Fun Wedding Vows!


You make me happier than when I look at the alarm clock and realize I’ve got 2 more hours of sleep!

I want to spend the rest of my life getting out of debt with you.

We are like hot chocolate and marshmallows… you’re hot and I want to be on top of you!

Let’s relax tonight and spend 2 hours trying to find something to watch on Netflix.

You’re the one I want to spend the rest of my life rehashing the same unresolved argument with!

I’d love to awkwardly sway with you at an outdoor concert!

I love you so much that I’d tell you if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

I want to spend all of my nonexistent free time with you!

Being with you is like winning the lottery but with no money.

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, but the then I remember, Oh, I put up with you so we are even.

I could never be with anyone but you, because another person won’t be up to speed with the shows we’re watching.

I love you enough to pretend I love you all the time!

It’s pretty cool that we’ve been together for however long we’ve been together.

No one turns me on and off quite the way that you do.

My feelings for you are as enduring and filthy as parking lot snow.

I will love you until I forget who you are.

There is nothing I love more than waking up next to you and a device to check my email.

I love you enough to irritate hundreds of people by expressing it on Facebook.

I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other.

We’d be a normal couple if it wasn’t for you!

I can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you!


I promise to realize that “Do you want some ice cream?” actually means “I want ice cream and I want you to get it for me.”

I promise to graciously accept that another human being can be so wrong about how to load a dishwasher

I promise to understand that the statement “I don’t need anything for my birthday” might sound like plain English, but means something else entirely.

I promise to lovingly accept “Let me warm up my freezing cold ice cube feet by putting them on yours while you’re trying to sleep” is truly a cute and charming thing that I should be grateful for.


I promise to not notice the slow creep of your clothing across the wardrobe & drawers till I only have one drawer left and to be happy that you’re eyeing that one as well.

“I’ll just share your fries” is another one of those charming things that I will embrace with love.

(Ref previous vow) I promise to order my own fries if I want them, instead of saying I don’t want fries and then requesting a “taste” of yours and then helping myself to roughly half of them before you notice.

Ditto with: 11:30PM: “Did you lock the front door?” “Yes” “Can you go make sure?”

I promise to turn the other cheek when you tell me everything you’ve ever lost is because I’ve moved it.