Biker Weddings for Coastal RI and Newport
Some biker humor...
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off .... Or the rest of you will get the same thing."
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
Yep, you have a friend in Rhode Island to perform your wedding ceremony and take your wedding pics!
As a nondenominational wedding officiant and fellow biker, I'm a believer in the freedom to view your wedding as a wonderful celebration of a very human experience: the choice to love one special person for all your days. I offer wedding services that are romantic, relaxed and fun, definitely not stuffy; ceremonies that allow you to tell that other person how your heart really feels, with humor if desired, with tenderness that you might've not known you have (because hey, you are a big badass strappin' biker dude.. ), and not as some mind numbingly boring ritual that has no meaning or relevance.
I'm available for weddings and anniversary renewals as well!
Unlike some wedding officiants who book one wedding ceremony right after the other, I offer a more personal approach that doesn't make you feel as though you are in a Las Vegas style wedding mill.
You are encouraged to personalize your ceremony to create something that may be fun, unique, and memorable!
You'll find me to be a spiritual but human wedding officiant, a pirate and Pastafarian with a sense of humor, a sense for the romantic, a person who believes that choosing to love one special person deserves to be celebrated!
So if you wanting a ceremony that is written just for bikers or hotrodders... if you ride a Harley or Honda, a billy goat, or even a couple of Fat Bike beach cruisers that you have to pedal (like mine!), consider me for your wedding and photography needs!